Programming (6/10/13)

I don’t even know if this is a poem or prose, but anyway. Something a little different.

<would you like to start a conversation?>

Yes.

<enter topic>

Oh God, I have no idea. OK, let’s try asking him how he is.

<error>
<sound card has encountered an unknown error>

Are you kidding me? Just open your mouth and say a damn ‘how are you’.

<error>
<target is unresponsive>
<retry?>

OK. Maybe he just didn’t hear me. Didn’t help that she started talking as soon as I did. I’ll just give it a second. Yeah.

<retry?>

In a minute!

<target is now available. would you like to try again?>

Yes.

<target responded: “I’m fine. How are you?” enter next command>

Respond!

<error>
<sound card has encountered an unknown error>

No. No. This is not happening now. Open your damn mouth.

<connection failure>
<target unresponsive>

Damn it, I missed my window. She’s got his attention again.

<retry?>

I don’t know.

<program failed. would you like to restart system and start again?>

No. Power off.

 

 

 

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